Why I'm Here.

You might wonder what a real virtual rodent is doing on a human site? Damned if I know. I don’t often take advice from a human, and hope this isn’t a mistake. Face it, you guys are further down on the evolutionary scale than us rats. Me posting on a human site is about the same as if you moved in with a tribe of Neanderthals. I suppose I have hopes of running into another rodent writer of fiction. Not likely, I know, and the chances of them being half as good a writer as myself are negligible. Being such a humble guy, I’ll take a chance. You don’t even have to pay for reading my prose. It’s a gift for you, even written in a human language, since I know few of you can read in Rat. Funny, cause most of the rats I know are conversant in a few human languages. I hope you enjoy my work. Having crossed the species line, I figure I have a mandate to tell you the true story of my race. We’re really cute, cuddly, intelligent and handsome creatures. Oscar Rat, the famous rodent writer.